It’s time for another instalment of Cherry’s rather amusing one-liners.
The birth of J seems to have been her inspiration for quite a lot of these!
Do you want some spicy cake with soft and colourful seeds on?!
Would you like a juice kiss daddy?
Shall I make you a cheese sandwich with noodles and cream?
It’s going to be Summer in minute.
I’ve got a static head!
Take your jumper off daddy, it’s not even cold.
Where’s Jobey? He’s got a willy.
I’d better follow that tomato.
I real might go to bed in half a minute.
Iyla – Pick up Jobi, he’s crying. Me – Ahh is it making you sad? Iyla – No, it’s annoying.
Pointing at my boobs while I’m breastfeeding Jobey – He’s getting dinner out of that side and milk out of that one!
Grannies are stinky aren’t they? (Dad2BabyInsomnaic is to blame for that one!)
Jobey is bloody rubbish. He’s not my new brother, chuck him in the bin.
Can you fix it fix it muh ner muh ner mix it?
Rip his feet off and get your boob off him – when she’s being mean to Jobey.
Ahh it’s okay Jobey Wan Kenobi / Little Man – when she’s being nice to Jobey!