He’s Not My Brother. Chuck Him In The Bin

It’s time for another instalment of Cherry’s rather amusing one-liners.

The birth of J seems to have been her inspiration for quite a lot of these!

Here goes…

Do you want some spicy cake with soft and colourful seeds on?!

Would you like a juice kiss daddy?

Shall I make you a cheese sandwich with noodles and cream?

It’s going to be Summer in minute.

I’ve got a static head!

Take your jumper off daddy, it’s not even cold.

Where’s Jobey? He’s got a willy.

I’d better follow that tomato.

I real might go to bed in half a minute.

Iyla – Pick up Jobi, he’s crying. Me – Ahh is it making you sad? Iyla – No, it’s annoying.

Pointing at my boobs while I’m breastfeeding Jobey – He’s getting dinner out of that side and milk out of that one!

Grannies are stinky aren’t they? (Dad2BabyInsomnaic is to blame for that one!)

Jobey is bloody rubbish. He’s not my new brother, chuck him in the bin.

Can you fix it fix it muh ner muh ner mix it?

Rip his feet off and get your boob off him – when she’s being mean to Jobey.

Ahh it’s okay Jobey Wan Kenobi / Little Man – when she’s being nice to Jobey!

smile for the camera


  1. says

    You know how much I love these posts!

    She is a riot! I especially love “Jobey is bloody rubbish. He’s not my new brother, chuck him in the bin.” I can see why you picked it as the title!

    I really wished that I blogged when Noo was Iyla’s age as she too was a bit of a one-liner queen.

    Looking forward to the next installment ;-)

  2. says

    I love these! Must remember to make my own list. I was talking to my toddler a few weeks ago about the baby sleeping a lot. He said, ‘Should I go and hit him?’. Uh, no! They’re so funny.

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