Noddy Just Wants The Boob All The Time

Noddy Just Wants The Boob All The Time

It’s been ages since I last blogged a list of all the funny things Cherry comes out with so this is quite a long one, it even still features Noddy who has since been cast aside for Princesses and Barbie which is actually a bit sad. She used to love poor Noddy!

‘Do you want some bagpipe and onion juice?’

‘Daddy, get off EBay!’

‘Mummy, I’m enticed in this only life’

‘I want to play Bonnecta Ford’ (Connect 4)

‘I want some chocolate eyes’ (chocolate buttons)

‘Your hair is size long isn’t it Mummy?’

‘I need to sell this pink car seat because Noddy doesn’t like pink things anymore’

‘Tony (her name for Tiger) there’s no time to lose, if you don’t want your dinner, don’t eat it!’

‘My vitamin is in the shape of a wino’ (Rhino)

‘It’s wrapped up with a bone isn’t it?’ (bow)

‘Mummy, stop singing that silly song, it’s giving me a headache’

‘I mean it Tiger, I really love you’

‘We need some blue lipstick for Tiger’

‘Me: Tiger just did a big poo. Cherry: Yay, Tiger you’re a hero!’

‘Noddy just wants the boob all the time’

‘What flavour is this lick bum?’ (lip balm)

‘Thanks for giving me a crisp mummy. You made the right choice’

‘Mummy I’m painting the table with sparkleloid glitter cheese’

‘That fellow (Tiger) is going to eat me’

‘Mummy I’m just phoning Dr Ranj, I think Tiger is ill’

‘Daddy do you want an iPhone? Here you go…’ (sticks a dinosaur eye sticker on it)

‘Mummy we haven’t got willies but we do have computers’

‘Don’t turn this song off Mummy or I will be very cross’

‘I want to shave my head’

Cherry: Mummy I don’t want Tiger to have a willy anymore. I want him to have just a bum like us. Me: I can’t do much about that. Cherry: You can rip it off and chuck it in the bin.

‘Mummy, sometimes people just don’t know what they’re doing’

‘Daddy I want a hot cross bum’ (hot cross bun)


  1. Haha so cute! x

  2. Donna

    12 May

    Kids are hilarious!! Love the willy one! x

  3. Kat

    12 May

    Ha! Love this! Who needs a willy when you can have a computer πŸ˜‰

  4. Carie

    12 May

    Oh dear that had me laughing til my sides hurt – that girl is priceless!

  5. I love this (although I don’t think Tiger will appreciate his willy going in the bin!) x

  6. Fritha

    13 May

    Love them! In my head the one about the crisp was said quite menacingly! X

  7. jenny

    13 May

    hahaha Hilarious! I love reading what kids say…I write a Funny Phrase Day Friday to share all Buba’s language mishaps and misunderstandings. It tickles me that they sometimes get the simplest things backwards and funny! So entertaining. I can’t wait until both of mine can talk I wonder what they will come out with together! Funny!

  8. These are utter gold. I was reading through thinking, “that’s the best one”, then they just kept getting better!

  9. Molly

    13 May

    Hilarious! Not sure I can ever use lip balm again, mind…

  10. Hahaha! I love posts like this. I can imagine Talitha saying a lot of these things too. They are such funny little souls. I’m awful at remembering to write down what she’s said. I must do it more. Thanks for sharing.

  11. Polly

    13 May

    kids say it best!!! Love this collection – so funny x

  12. cracking! i just love how their minds work. Hopes the same at the moment coming out with some right corkers i so need to do a post like this. your kids are aces

    • Writing them down is great as I would totally forget them otherwise! x

  13. Lori

    13 May

    This made me laugh out loud, I love the we haven’t got willies but we do have willies comment. Actually they’re all great! xx

  14. i’m crying laughing! kids can say the cutest/funniest/weirdest things can’t they!

  15. This is hilarious!! I love the stuff children come out with and brilliant to have notes of it like this, I must start writing down the funny things mine come out with! Brilliant post!

  16. Laura

    16 May

    Haha this made me smile so much and it’s such a good idea to write some of the funny things down – I need to do that – toddlers come out with amazing things

    Laura x

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