I started writing down all the funny things Cherry says a few months ago as I knew I would just forget them if I didn’t.
The last list I posted included lines such as ‘Stand On Your Knees And Eat Your Bloody Cake’ and now I am back with the next installment.
‘Hello gorgeous’ – Picked up from the Chipmonks movie
‘Cut my Tony nails’ – (Toenails)
‘You’re not the best Mummy, you’re just the boss. I’m the best’
The monsters are coming, they’re wearing your make-up!
‘You are a very good girl Daddy’
‘My tummy is mooing’
‘Daddy, I killed your carrots last night’
‘Look there’s a spider Mummy, can I paint it?’
‘Mummy, do you think about eggs?’
‘That was really trippy!’
‘Can I Have Some Crapstack?’ – (Flapjack)
‘Hope me’ – (Help me)
‘It’s not a turd in there, it’s a surprise’
Me – ‘I’m going to have a bath’ / Cherry – ‘Don’t do a poo in it’
On stalling the car – ‘MUMMY STALLED THE CAR, HA HA HA HA HA’
‘Is my beautiful dinner ready?’ – (Fishfingers and chips)
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